Wow, so yes I did post on
The Bachelor last time, but after watching the women tell all, I just... wow. Those ladies all have it out for each other - in lieu of having it out for Brad, the man who 'broke' all of their hearts. I don't get it. Whatever happened to girl-power, you know, sticking together? Damn the man? Just sayin'.
The entire episode was basically set up to attack
the crazy lady Michelle. Yes, she was all kinds of craycray throughout the show, how much of that was genuine/not manufactured by the producers, we'll never know.
Jackie was all "you're a like a spider... you're creepy and everyone's afraid of you." Not going to lie, I'm sure there are many men out there who wouldn't mind being bitten by Michelle, all you ladies are just POed because she was in-it-to-win-it and she beat out half of your asses on the way. I'll admit it right now, I loved her crazy. She was just over the top enough to be HIII-LARIOUS. I totally understood why the other ladies were mad at her because all her craziness/back stabbyness was saved for the little asides that the show films, but the relentless attacks even after she was bawling her eyes out? Totally harshing the mellow. One thing though, if someone wanted to turn the show into a drinking game by taking a shot every time Michelle said the word daughter - that person wouldn't have made it to the end of the show. You have a daughter. You left her for the show. It was hard. We get it. No, seriously - we GET it.
The main offenders in the Michelle saga were Stacy, Jackie, and Sarah P. I remember Jackie because she had the Pretty Woman date, and wore a horrible side-bun-thing. Whatever. But Stacy? Who the heck even are you? Same with Sarah, all I remember is a large blonde swoopy side-bangs thing going on. Good thing you guys were so memorable and all, otherwise I might have not believed you as credible sources ranting on and on about Michelle - cue sarcasm font.
The other source of scandal was the Melissa vs. Rachel debacle. Yes, Melissa was definitely a COMPLETE loony-toon, but Rachel, you weren't exactly the least annoying tool in the shed either. They both looked like fools during the season and even still in this episode - thank you Ashley S. for pointing out that tears and crazy are the ultimate
man repelling duo. Enough is enough.
Speaking of Ashley S. her little southern self just gets me every time. The fact that she got dumped on a 2-on-1 date is so sad, but then her montage while she was leaving broke my heart. Brad had a good answer when she asked "why wouldn't I have made a good wife?" saying, "who the hell am I to say that you wouldn't be a good wife?" Nice one Brad, finally an answer that ACTUALLY seemed as genuine as you claimed to be the entire season.
So with all these ladies
still a-twitter I'm sure getting their closure, now I anxiously await Brad's final decision. I think I just want Emily to win because she's just the cutest button a shirt ever did see and because Chantal cried too much, who knows. Whatever. It's really not earth-shattering or life-changing for me as far as what the results are, but I definitely like always being right. And I'm always right. And if I'm not,
Reality Steve usually is.